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If you want to make some cupcakes that will truly rock your face then try to conjure up our special: Mothership Muffins. Warning: These muffins may take you to another world.


blueberry muffin mix
The Mothership muffins call for several ingredients and tools in their creation. These include:

Step 1 - Grinding up the Cannabis

special ingredient
Before you even start to worry about the regular muffin mix, you will need to decide how much cannabis you will want to put in your delicious edibles. You can use any type or variety of cannabis in order to make these cupcakes. We like to use a quarter to a half ounce of mids, because it is cheap and still pretty effective.

Step 2 - Making Cannabis Milk and Oil

weed milkweed in oil This next step is really dependent on how much cannabis you decide to put in your muffins. If you have closer to half an ounce like we did, you will want to split up the cannabis into the milk and the oil, just so it has more surface area to dissolve that THC goodness into the mix. If you have less, you can just add all of your cannabis into the oil. Put the milk into a small pot and begin heating it until it starts to simmer. You will want to watch the milk carefully and stir regularly or otherwise it will congeal on the surface. Once the milk is simmering, add the cannabis into the mixture and continue stirring. You will want to let it sit for around 10 minutes so that all of the THC dissolves into the lipids of the milk. REMEMBER, continue to stir regularly; if you don't, you're just going to end up with a sticky mess. The process is pretty much the same for the cannabis in the oil. You will need to pour the required oil into the oil in a frying pan and heat it to a simmer on a low heat setting. Once the oil begins to simmer, add in the cannabis and continue to stir the mix. You will want to leave the cannabis in the oil for about 15-20 minutes, or until all the cannabis has turned a brownish color.

Step 3 - Strain Cannabis Milk/oil into the mix

straining oil
Once the cannabis has set in the milk/oil for long enough, you will want to take it off the burner and cool for a few minutes. During this time, it would be a good idea to go ahead and mix all the other ingredients into your mixing bowl following the instructions on the back of the muffin box. Using your strainer pour all the milk/oil through it and into the mix so that all the remaining cannabis plant matter is left out of the mix. Don't worry, as you're not losing any of the tasty goodness, if you heated up everything properly, all the THC will have bonded with the lipids from the milk and oil.

Step 4- Mix up Everything

mixed ingredientscupcake pan Now that everything you need is in the bowl, just go ahead and mix everything up thoroughly. If you put at much cannabis as we did into the mix, you'll be rewarded with a green viscous substance such as this. Then, you'll need to get your baking pan ready with cupcake/muffin liners etc.. as so. Carefully pour out the mixture, and try to get an even amount into each cupcake.

Step 5- Add the topping and bake to Success!

crunchy topping addedfinished muffin closeup Finally, after you've filled all the cupcake liners add the included muffin toppings to the tops of all of your delicious muffins throw them into the oven and bake them for 14-18 minutes (or until they pass the fork test - just skewer them with a fork and pull the fork out; if any gooeyness remains they still need to bake longer). Since we ended up putting a half ounce of cannabis in our muffins, each one of the delectable goodies ended up with around ~1.2 grams in each of them.
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