“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

chronic jerky

I don’t know about you, but I love beef jerky. Its the perfect snack on the road, and contains loads of protein to keep you going. Now imagine my surprise when I found out that there is a place that sells beef jerky named after different types of cannabis. Among their offered flavors are: Original Crypto, Black Peppered Kush, Spicy Red Hair, Sticki-Icki Teriyaki, Smoked Out Hickory, and Sweet and Spicy Thai Stick. I love spicy jerky, so I ordered myself some of the Spicy Red Hair. The site doesn’t exactly specify how much jerky you get for their price of $7.99, but at that price point, I’m guessing that its a quarter pound of jerky. With shipping and handling at $2.95, the total for one order of jerky weighs in at $10.94. When I get my order, I’ll be sure to taste test it for you guys and report back to you if its worth it or not. Check out the site here.

original crypto
black peppered kush
spicy red hair
stiki iki teriyaki
smoked out hickory
thai stick
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