“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

far out smoke rings

Have you ever been without bud, scrounging for some slight hint of skunk in a baggie that is clearly empty? I have, but usually we resort to piling up our pieces, cleaning them out, and (whether it is healthy or not) scorching resin hits. It is not the smoothest, it takes a shit ton of effort to gather, and it burns quickly with a marginal high. In my opinion, resin is the tool of the necessitous Stoner. I bring this reference because I find this website to be in a situation that I would consider to be reflective of Resin Hits. Pistachio is no longer a regular writer for us, and recently my computer’s motherboard stopped functioning (it is broken). So what am I to do? Should I just pack up and quit? No. I am going to regather all of the resin that I have, clean up the innards of the fragile glass piece that is Stoner Schematics, and then I will be packing up the largest selection of ganja from my most secretive stash. In short, give me a moment, I need to re-up.

vibrant bud
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