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Sometimes we are in supply of dank, but we have nothing to actually smoke it out of. I mean, say you do not have enough to roll a blunt or a joint, or better yet, there are no open stores nearby at the time your drug dealer finally shows up to deliver the goods. If you have been in this situation, check out this step by step guide detailing how to make a pipe out of an apple using only a pen or small knife.
You will need the following items in order to transform a simple apple into a smoking device:
- An Apple
- A Hollowed Out Pen / Thin (Smoke Safe) Cylinder
- A Knife
Step 1 – Creating the Bowl
The first thing to do is to cut out what will become the bowl of the apple. Using a knife make a cone-shaped incision into the apple, the stem is a great location for this cut, as it is already concave.
Step 2 – Creating a Carb
Next using an empty pen tube or small knife punch a hole all the way through the apple that connects the bottom of the bowl.
Find the point in the middle of the pen or shaft that intersects with the bottom of the bowl, measure, mark it, and cut a triangle or rectangular hole capable of carrying smoke.
With the pen all the way through the apple you can see the pipe starting to form, one end of the pen will act as a stem to draw up the smoke, the other end will be the carb, while the hole cut in the apple is the bowl, or spot for the weed. If you prefer, you can put a screen in this location for the bowl, but I prefer the natural apple taste.
Step 3 – Lock and Load
After loading up the bowl, this apple pipe will give you a disposable piece with a carb, capable of being utilized repeatedly and able to be thrown away or disguised with a few well placed bites if the fuzz is onto you.