Nov
13

Sir Smoke-a-Lot’s Selections

"Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson's kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank."
sir smoke-a-lot
As per the new category, Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections will be a regular review of strains from growers in cabinet sized spaces to those on their own farms. A unique, astounding, and intricate bud will be featured, so it doesn't matter what its background is (necessarily). So send those submissions for Sir Smoke-A-Lot's Selections to me. For a little familiarity with Sir Smoke-a-Lot please reference to the video below:

This week, I am honoring the expertise over at ICMAG (International Cannagraphic Magazine) who hosts a massive variety of growers from a multitude of backgrounds to culminate in excellence. July's photo of the month is of "Purple Goddess" from Highersolutions. The kief pictured below is probably the most poignant portion of this selection, as I have never witnessed that amount of straight PURPLE kief. Every once in awhile I capture some more indica based strains, but never enough to yield that amount of purple kief. I love the calyxes and the cola in the second picture doesn't really seem to have lost any weight. Great pictures, send yours in to be on next week's, Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections.
purple goddess

purple heaven

purple goddess kief

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May
05

Stoner Cinco de Mayo

"Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson's kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank."
Cinco de Mayo is the day the Mexican army struck an unlikely victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. It is an important day because it shines hope on an otherwise hopeless situation, an instance where courage trumped cowardice in men who mangled in a harmonium of mercilessness combat still pervaded all odds. Here in America, we usually celebrate by getting completely drunk; here at Stoner Schematics, this is how we do:

Sour Strawberry Kush

sour strawberry kush

sour strawberry kush grinder

sour strawberry kush joint

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47 again

Chems Sister

Chems Sister

Frosty Bubblegum

Frosty Bubblegum

F13

F13

Miscellaneous

keif pile

Crazy buds

black haze
Happy Cinco de Mayo, stand up today and do some thing great or just blaze and meditate. Peace.

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Mar
17

St Patrick’s Weed

"Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson's kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank."
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What better way to celebrate this fine St. Patrick's Day than to roll up a nice fatty and smoke the true green weed that represents the chronicles of Ireland. In fact, the main ingredient used to give beer its flavor is not very different from our favorite, Cannabis. Hops or Humulus lupulus are female flower clusters (dioceses flowers in fact) that when put into the right concoction of wheat, barley, etc... creates what we know today to be beer. Yes beer, the same chemical that was put through prohibition in the 1920's and that is legal today (especially today), is almost the same exact herb as that of cannabis. If we were to look at plant divisions then hops and cannabis are a short toss apart. Both are in the Class: Magnoliopsida, the Order: Rosales, Family: Cannabaceae... so in short, we are looking at two sisters who have tremendous potentials. If only... For your pleasure though, I have placed some of the finest pictures of green in order to keep the Leprechaun's out of your stash.
St Patrick Weed

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Oct
16

The Supah Ray

"Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson's kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank."
So, recently I have seen several types and qualities of weed roll through my friends possessions, but the one that stood out most was: The Supah Ray. Now, you can't just go up to any regular ol' Joe and find the Supah Ray, you have to do some searching. This bud is generic, in my opinion, to all ghettos, but it is hard to locate because most people in the ghetto do not obtain high grade (instead schwag or at best, mids). The Supah Ray is not named something from normal cannabis nomenclature, it just comes as it is because it delivers, it really does not need a name. But... we have dubbed it, the Supah Ray.
lighter and bud

The Supah Ray smokes smooth and with a hint of a fruity taste with a mixture of that skunk that we all like. Also, it is never completely amber/purple nor is it intensely green, it is right in between. Almost a "Goldilocks" of sorts. Before The Supah Ray, I was skeptical about going to certain sources located in the less attractive parts of the city, but in all reality... they have the best shit by far. I literally smoke one bowl of this stuff and I am faced for several hours, something I am not used to with the regular heads I see. The actual plant material does not crackle nor show any of the signs of being over-fertilized which is surprising since the average nug is about the size of the first picture shown above. The high, by far the best, a mix between the head and body (some reference this as a "surfer's high").
closeup bud

If you are in need and you are not unwilling to drop the real dough for a truly sticky hybrid like The Supah Ray, then you need to roll on down to the ghetto my friends. (I took a picture from the view of the microscope, enjoy).
trichomes

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