Apr
20

A 420 Haze

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
Let us not dabble at this moment in cliche historical references to the Waldos and the origins of 420 (if that is something you are into check it out: HERE) Today instead let us gaze back into the haze, on the blunts we have blazed, the joints we have disjointed, the bongs that have been sadly broken, but most importantly the fun that was had along the way. This day is not about just one of us, it is not truly about the Waldos, instead it is a unification of all people from all walks of life for a common goal, purpose, or yet I say revolution? I have meandered many a time at the marvels of the world and I have been found wanting. Today needs to be a day that we let our eyes close and our destinies seep into a complex jigsaw puzzle that cannot be rearranged without the proper pieces.
Big Boy
I thought I would share with you guys the enjoyments on my day (as there were many), but just the ones that happened to be caught in the glimpse of a camera. The one above is what we have entitled: The Big Boy. It literally had us wondering how we made it into the closet that we hot-boxed it in. Below, that is what started 420 for us, a bag of some sweet kind bud and the infamous (a better word might be underutilized) lychee blunt. If you have not tried it, don't knock it... we all have something to learn. Happy 420.
Lychee

If you have any 420 pictures from today then send them in to us by e-mail, facebook, or just leave a comment! We will put all of your pictures on the website under this part:

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Mar
28

Mothership Muffins

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
finished mothership muffins 1
If you want to make some cupcakes that will truly rock your face then try to conjure up our special: Mothership Muffins. Warning: These muffins may take you to another world.

Materials

blueberry muffin mix
The Mothership muffins call for several ingredients and tools in their creation. These include:

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Mar
19

“The Soda” Gravity Bong

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
the gravity bong
It has been a long time coming since we have made a couple new schematics for Stoner Schematics... but here, Today we are unveiling a simple, easy gravity bong we dub "The Soda". But first! A little more about the infamous Gravity Bong. Gravity bongs come in all shapes and flavors...
Vortex Water Pipes (girls not included) - Reverse Gravitythe gravity bong
Small GeeB
bitch small gravity bong
The Granny GB
the granny bong
Multi-Person G-Station
multiple person gravity bong
Police Grav (very rare)police gravity bong
...as you can see. A gravity bong can be made out of pretty much anything ranging from cans to bottles to buckets to bathtubs to lakes to submarines to whatever, which is the reason why it is so awesome... it gives an outstanding versatility that leaves an enormous room for creativity. This is not to mention the fact that gravity bongs (if done right) can give monster rips that can put any Stoner into the couch. A gb works by using different pressures, the lower pressure of the chamber filled with smoke through an opening like a bowl (here a 2 Liter) to the pressure of the air outside which is not in the presence of water molecules (here a 3 Liter) slowing it down against a small opening (bowl). Simply put, you fill a bowl, apply fire, pull the top chamber until it fills with smoke, take off the cap, then push it down to shotgun the smoke into your mouth. On to the Materials.


Materials

Gravity Bong Setup materials
"The Soda" is a GeeB that is an extremely easy setup that can be made from things that are just around the house. You will require:
  • 3 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • 2 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • Knife/Scissors or Other Cutting Instrument
  • Drill or Lighter ***(Knife will work)
  • Bowl, Socket, or a Hose
Obviously, things in this list can be switched around to match what you personally have. Once again, that is the joy of such a bong. The hardest item for this particular bong to procure might be the 3 Liter bottle, as it seems they have faltered in popularity; but if that is the case, I am sure you can come up with a body of water to use. I just advocate for the 3 Liter because it is fairly portable and it fits well with the 2 Liter.

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Dec
07

A Stoner Christmas

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
It's almost that time of year again, and if you are anything like me, you haven't begun to start shopping. I'll make it a little easier for you this holiday by picking out somethings that every stoner could benefit from having.
#1: Grinder
If someone you know does not have a fully functional grinder for their herb, they don't know what they are missing out on. Be sure to get them a four part grinder, complete with a kief catch. Here's a nice one, the Chromium Crusher that you can pick up on Amazon now on sale for $18 (quite the steal in my opinion).
chromium crusher

#2: Kief (pollen) compress
Now you got that grinder, what can you do with all that kief collecting in the bottom of it? Well, besides sprinkling it into your normal smoking routine, you could throw it all into a kief compress and start making hash! Here's a Pollen press from our friends over at Grasscity.
pollen press

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Dec
06

Pineapple Surprise

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
cat and the hat
Dignan and I were browsing netflix for some trippy shows to watch and came across this Cat and the Hat television show, complete with pineapple decorations. Props to Dr. Seuss for including some subliminal tree advertising. Which reminds me, we've been wanting to make a pineapple bong for a while now but haven't really had a chance to sit down and do it. Maybe we will pick up one of these pineapple slicers and actually get to that this weekend. Having that slicer would make the whole process a lot smoother...
pineapple slicer

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