Mar
07

Fuck Reality

“This category is about something that everyone is doing… we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this… Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner’s (‘hence the name’) Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular…). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke… that is a Stoner Schematic.”
——–> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan

Watch this image for 45 seconds and then avert your eyes to surrounding objects to see an effect. It is amazing how the perception of reality aided by something so subjective such as eye sight can seem complete and absolute, when, in all reality, our comprehension of reality is augmented daily by illusion and mere ignorance of object. After taking a mind-altering substance such as peyote, lsd, or mushrooms many proclaim that they are accepting of a more diverse selection of activities than prior to the experience. Simply, things are not as we see them, and we must always take a skeptical point of view to combat the lingering presence of underlying ulterior motive.

lsd gif

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Nov
04

Florida Trooper Arrests Miami Officer

“This category is about something that everyone is doing… we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this… Stoner Schematic? Well, I am elated that you could outstretch your yearning fingers into this new depth. Stoner Schematics are Stoner’s (‘hence the name’) Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your choice of terminology…). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke. This is a Stoner Schematics.”
——–> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan

On October 12th, Florida State Trooper Donna Watts pulled over and arrested Fausto Lopez a Miami Police Officer on the way to what he called an “off-duty detail.” As the video shows, Lopez is weaving in and out of traffic at speeds in excess of 120 mph which drastically alarmed Watts. So, as any self-respected servant of the people should, she proceeded to apprehend him. Lopez attempts to sway Watts from the arrest but she holds adamant in saying “You don’t respect me…you don’t respect these people out here…” Recently, the police dispatch recording has been released in order to delve into the intricacies of the situation at hand.

In the wake of OWS (Occupy Wall Street) protests all over the country, the inglorious amount of police brutality in all conceptions of the word is becoming ever more evident. OWS wants to inspire economic insight into the community, but in the midst of their campaign non-violence and passive resistance has shown the nature of our law enforcement, a myriad of conglomerates subverting their own public by force and by not upholding the most basic of codes “to protect and serve.” In the recording as well as the video itself, there is a definite pause by the FHP (Florida Highway Patrol) to pull over the cop on the basis of who he was affiliated with. Regardless of who is located within the vehicle, everyone should be held to the same standard. Once we start making exceptions for police officers on the basis of some grandiose scheme of protection, we submit our ethics, our morals, our laws, but more importantly our rights and ultimately Justice. Plato’s Republic gives a great discussion of Justice as something that is not only a virtue entailed within society, but a virtue that we all must carry within ourselves, that means resistance, prudence, and moderation of power. Within the Roman Empire, Augustus pushed the Gallic tribes of Gaul all the way to the Elbe, which was the furthest that anyone had ever campaigned. Instead of cadastrating the land or moving beyond that point, he went back to Rome to display a control of power instead of its abuse.

Police Brutality

Though Octavian may seem a digression, we are 2 millenia away from a time when people considered infanticide, fratricide, and uxorcide a regular occurrence within life, but yet there is a clear consciousness of the institution of power and its limitations. Donna Watts needs to be elated for her deed instead of harassed and criticized for breaking some “unspoken” rule between officers that disallows different departments to instill order. Is this country not built on a world of checks and balances, where the populace should be protected from absolutist ideas wrapped within oppressive structures? To an average American, this situation is unique due to the proactive nature of Watts not the careless actions of Lopez. Frequently, I see (as I am sure ALL of you have) cops WAY over the speed limit without emergency lights, disregarding other drivers by driving erroneously, assaulting citizens on the grounds of “enforcement,” and in general avoiding laws that are set in place for the protection of the populous and the entities that inhabit that sphere of influence.

Fuck the Police

This is our nation, our state, our cities, our towns, our well-beings at stake when allowing the atrocious affronts of our current law enforcement system to continue to propagate a framework of oppression aimed at subordination rather than protection.

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Jun
29

Resin Hits

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

far out smoke rings

Have you ever been without bud, scrounging for some slight hint of skunk in a baggie that is clearly empty? I have, but usually we resort to piling up our pieces, cleaning them out, and (whether it is healthy or not) scorching resin hits. It is not the smoothest, it takes a shit ton of effort to gather, and it burns quickly with a marginal high. In my opinion, resin is the tool of the necessitous Stoner. I bring this reference because I find this website to be in a situation that I would consider to be reflective of Resin Hits. Pistachio is no longer a regular writer for us, and recently my computer’s motherboard stopped functioning (it is broken). So what am I to do? Should I just pack up and quit? No. I am going to regather all of the resin that I have, clean up the innards of the fragile glass piece that is Stoner Schematics, and then I will be packing up the largest selection of ganja from my most secretive stash. In short, give me a moment, I need to re-up.

vibrant bud

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May
11

A Hemp Diet

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

hemp seeds

Besides used for medicinal purposes, the cannabis plant can also be a basis for a healthy diet among many other things. For instance, hemp seeds contain essential amino acids and fatty acids necessary for a healthy diet. About a third of the weight of the seed is made up of oil, and most of that oil is the healthy variety: ALA (alpha-linoleic acid, a type of Omega-3 fat) and linoleic acid. Seeds can be consumed raw, ground up, made into milk/tea, or can be used in baking. People all around the globe incorporate hemp products in a number of their daily diets, and have many different recipes for preparing them.

hemp milk

Here in the U.S., hemp seeds can be imported but not grown due to the illegalization of all things cannabis. Still, as awareness of hemp reaches out to the broader American market, more and more hemp products are appearing in local grocery stores. For instance, Living Harvest offers hemp milk, oil, non-dairy frozen deserts, and even ice cream bars. They even offer several flavors of milk, providing more choices for those of us who are lactose intolerant. Their costs for the milk are $4.24 for a single 32 oz., or $46.55 for a twelve pack.

hemp granola

To go along with that tasty hemp milk, you could also pick up some nutritious hemp granola from Nature’s Path Organic. Their batch of granola includes: “A crunchy, combination of toasted oats, rice crisps, and nutritionally rich hemp seeds that add omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, as well as extra protein and fiber. A good source of dietary fiber with 4 grams per serving.” You can pick up an 11.5 oz. box of their granola for $4.59 or a twelve pack for $50.08.

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May
05

Stoner Cinco de Mayo

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

Cinco de Mayo is the day the Mexican army struck an unlikely victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. It is an important day because it shines hope on an otherwise hopeless situation, an instance where courage trumped cowardice in men who mangled in a harmonium of mercilessness combat still pervaded all odds. Here in America, we usually celebrate by getting completely drunk; here at Stoner Schematics, this is how we do:

Sour Strawberry Kush

sour strawberry kush

sour strawberry kush grinder

sour strawberry kush joint

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47 again

Chems Sister

Chems Sister

Frosty Bubblegum

Frosty Bubblegum

F13

F13

Miscellaneous

keif pile

Crazy buds

black haze

Happy Cinco de Mayo, stand up today and do some thing great or just blaze and meditate. Peace.

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