Nov
28

Freaky Anti-Drug Ad

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

inside your head

This anti-drug ad is downright crazy. I mean it is really effective. Do not ever leave your credit card in the bathroom when you are doing brains. I mean seriously, you are just asking for identity theft.

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Nov
14

Ninja Turtles Anti-drug Ad

“Half-baked is probably one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart.
Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): “Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?”
Scarface: “Yup.”
Enhancement Smoker: “You ever seen Scent of a Woman… on weed? That’s the way to see it. It’s just wacked.”
That is what this is, high movies or shows. Not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies or shows… well … high.”
——> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

Found this funny anti-drug ad from the 90’s endorsed by our favorite mutant ninja turtles. Michelangelo has to be a stoner, I mean common, he knows the best way to sate the munchies, “get a pizza!” He probably has his own grow op going on down in those sewers of his; no one’s going to fuck with an overgrown mutant turtle.

tmnt-pizza

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