“This category is about something that everyone is doing… we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this… Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner’s (‘hence the name’) Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular…). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke… that is a Stoner Schematic.”
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the gravity bong

It has been a long time coming since we have made a couple new schematics for Stoner Schematics… but here, Today we are unveiling a simple, easy gravity bong we dub “The Soda”. But first! A little more about the infamous Gravity Bong. Gravity bongs come in all shapes and flavors…

Vortex Water Pipes (girls not included) – Reverse Gravitythe gravity bong
Small GeeB
bitch small gravity bong
The Granny GB
the granny bong
Multi-Person G-Station
multiple person gravity bong
Police Grav (very rare)police gravity bong

…as you can see. A gravity bong can be made out of pretty much anything ranging from cans to bottles to buckets to bathtubs to lakes to submarines to whatever, which is the reason why it is so awesome… it gives an outstanding versatility that leaves an enormous room for creativity. This is not to mention the fact that gravity bongs (if done right) can give monster rips that can put any Stoner into the couch. A gb works by using different pressures, the lower pressure of the chamber filled with smoke through an opening like a bowl (here a 2 Liter) to the pressure of the air outside which is not in the presence of water molecules (here a 3 Liter) slowing it down against a small opening (bowl). Simply put, you fill a bowl, apply fire, pull the top chamber until it fills with smoke, take off the cap, then push it down to shotgun the smoke into your mouth. On to the Materials.

Materials

Gravity Bong Setup materials

“The Soda” is a GeeB that is an extremely easy setup that can be made from things that are just around the house. You will require:

  • 3 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • 2 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • Knife/Scissors or Other Cutting Instrument
  • Drill or Lighter ***(Knife will work)
  • Bowl, Socket, or a Hose

Obviously, things in this list can be switched around to match what you personally have. Once again, that is the joy of such a bong. The hardest item for this particular bong to procure might be the 3 Liter bottle, as it seems they have faltered in popularity; but if that is the case, I am sure you can come up with a body of water to use. I just advocate for the 3 Liter because it is fairly portable and it fits well with the 2 Liter.