Feb
10

Favorite Smoking Method

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."

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Apr
03

Get Your Smokey On

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
Get Your Smokey On
Saw this new motto for Smokey the Bear, I think it is something that I can get along with. Look closely, does it not seem like he is handing you a bowl? Or maybe it is the fact that the motto seems a little vague for a character who should be a bit more ardent in his campaign... You be the judge, but I think Smokey gets down.

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Nov
08

Pur Sterile- Review

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
dirtybowls

We got some samples of the Pur Sterile pipe cleaner so we decided to try it out on some of our used pieces while our brownies were in the oven. The bowl on the right was used much more than the one on the left, so there was all sorts of resin and such caked up inside of it.
individual-pursterile

Each one of the Pur Sterile boxes comes with two cleaning packets as well as two heavy duty pipe cleaners to shread any remaining resin balls. The CEO of pur sterile had this to say about his product: "I understand the skepticism of your readers who are guessing that Pur Sterile is nothing more than Oxyclean or denture cleaner. The truth is that I actually used both of those products as an example when I hired a chemist to create the Pur Sterile formula. I thought both of those products worked "okay" to clean pipes, but I wanted something better. When we received the first samples of out patent-pending recipe, we did thorough testing to make sure Pur Sterile worked better than both of those products, as well as countless combinations of them and other products mixed together. Simply put, we believe that we have the most effective, safest product on the market, and our customers echo our beliefs." Also, unlike other cleaning solutions, Pur Sterile contains no rubbing alcohol which is hazardous if inhaled and highly flammable. Read on to find out how well it really works...

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Nov
07

Sunday Sesh

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
cross joint
There is nothing like a well thought out Sunday Sesh. In your upcoming Sunday try as we have and be adventurous, by attempting the cross joint. It isn't the easiest roll (as we WILL be making a guide for it), but it is totally worth it. Not to mention... it looks bad-ass.

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Oct
25

Clean your pipe yo

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
instructions
I don't know about you, but my bowl definitely hasn't been cleaned in awhile. I'm generally pretty lazy though and won't clean it out until it gets so clogged up I can't pull from it anymore. Next time I get around to it though, I'm probably going to pick up some of this Pur Sterile stuff. From the video, it looks like it works pretty damn well, and its only $6 for two cleanings. The question is though, why not use a salt solution or alcohol to clean your pipe instead? I mean those are obviously fairly cheap options for cleaning, but Pur Sterile has an answer for that (at least for the alcohol). They say:
**INHALING AND TOUCHING RUBBING ALCOHOL IS DANGEROUS AND TOXIC**
**RUBBING ALCOHOL IS EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE AND EVERY YEAR ACCIDENTAL FIRES ARE STARTED DURING PIPE CLEANING MISHAPS**
**ALMOST ALL OTHER PIPE CLEANING PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET CONTAIN RUBBING ALCOHOL**

Pur Sterile does not contain rubbing alcohol and is thus more eco-friendly (a characteristic we all know can come with a price). All I know is that Danny Danko (Senior Cultivation Editor at High Times) can be quoted, "We love the product and soak all our glass in it." Sounds like it is at least worth a try. (Note: We are not representatives for Pur Sterile, nor are we affiliates, we just think it is cool.)

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