Feb
27

Lisa Robin Kelly aka Laurie Forman

“Half-baked is one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart.
Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): ‘Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?’
Scarface: ‘Yup.’
Enhancement Smoker: ‘You ever seen Scent of a Woman… on weed? That’s the way to see it. It’s just wacked.’
This category attempts to capture the Enhancement essence, not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies, shows, or videos… well… high.”
——> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Dignan

lisa robin kelly as a kid

Lisa Robin Kelly was born on March 5th, 1970 in the mid-sized city of Southington, Connecticut, where she grew up, like many young girls, fantasizing about becoming an acclaimed actress similar to “The Bionic Woman,” Lindsay Wagner, “Charlie’s Angel,” Farrah Fawcett, or the infamously sassy, yet quirky, on-screen journalist, Mary Tyler Moore. However, in 1992, unlike most pipe dreams, Kelly got her break at the ripe, young age of 21 on the set of “Married with Children” in the episode, “Kelly Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” as a girl named Carol. While she played a rather insignificant one-time role in the episode, she started to gain notoriety in Hollywood for her gregariously inviting smile and voluptuous hair, which appeared as delicate strands of flowing gold rolling down onto her shoulders.

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Jan
10

New Additions

Here at Stoner Schematics me and my other cohorts are determined to continue to deliver news, pictures, guides, schematics, or whatever we think you will be interested in. The problem with such a structure is the fact that we are so understaffed in comparison to other websites in the same genre that we have to not only do the delicate task of writing the posts, but also to backup, repair, and renew the website as it grows increasingly older.

massive amount of trichomes

This being said, there are several things that currently we have administratively turned to in loo of frequent chronological posts. First, we plan to unveil a character whom will be the staple of Stoner Schematics as well as a slogan. Next, we will be incorporating different, more stylistic buttons and text in order to give the site a better and smoother look. Comments will be enabled on pages as well as on posts, these comments will also have features allowing one to connect your favorite social networks such as Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, etc.. If this was not enough we will also start including polls randomly during the week. These are not all of the changes that we have been working on, but we will continue to expand the website in order to make it more aesthetically pleasing in comparison to the cool shit we already have.

dog toking up

Bottom Line, look for a bunch of changes to the website and posts to begin to be a normal thing again.

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