Nov
01

Pumpkin Bong

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pumpkin and some weed

Nothing is more common from October to December than pumpkins. Especially with Halloween just now being over, it leads us to ask… wtf are we going to do with all of these fucking pumpkins? Why not make a pumpkin bong? This guy, who seems to be a semi-skilled Jack Nicholson imitator, has made a pretty good guide for making a jacko-lantern-pumpkin-bongs. My personal favorite quote from this, “Not that you are going to get the munchies… but I do.” Check it out, try it out, if you make one and want to show it off, hook us up with some pictures.

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Oct
24

Pineapple Bong

“This category is about something that everyone is doing… we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this… Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner’s (‘hence the name’) Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular…). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke… that is a Stoner Schematic.”
——–> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

pineapple bong

You can make a bowl or bong out of pretty much anything. I have seen apples, pumpkins, and even pineapples that have been used. Pineapple bongs are unique, not only because of their symbolism, but also because they are just fucking awesome to look at. Below is a pretty decent guide on how to make a basic pineapple bong. I would recommend if you do it to try the pineapple juice as filter water, it will probably be the sweetest hit you will ever take. Another modification (as shown above) would be to fabricate a bottle into the mix to give the pineapple and more rigid shape. Whatever way you do it… hell yea pineapples.

pineapple cat

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Sep
28

Stoner Schematics

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

So the first question you must be asking yourself is, “Why the hell am I here?”…. and I can understand that.

Jim Breuer from Half-baked stoned as hell.

But! Before you leave, please hear us out!

This is Stoner Schematics. That is exactly what we intend it to be. Stoner’s…. Schematics.

The staff here are merely guides in the whole experience, but basically we are here to post some interesting shit. We realize you might not like all of it, but that’s ok… because unlike other places that you have (probably) exited much faster we will keep you entertained. But how? We got that covered too.

Godly Ganja aka superdank

Here we will accept media from all Stoners alike, and we will lavish you (the user of Stoner Schematics) with the creations of your peers and with ganja, cannabis, weed, pot, girls, music, gadgets, bongs, pipes, seeds, grow-ops, psychedlics, trippy shit, whales?, munchies, cereal, DIY, or wtfever we (or you) find funny during your personal sesh.

Princess Saphron's: his little kingdom

So sit back, chill for a bit, and roll a bit… we are here to blow your mind.

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