“Sir Smoke-a-Lot’s Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson’s kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank.”

Cinco de Mayo is the day the Mexican army struck an unlikely victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. It is an important day because it shines hope on an otherwise hopeless situation, an instance where courage trumped cowardice in men who mangled in a harmonium of mercilessness combat still pervaded all odds. Here in America, we usually celebrate by getting completely drunk; here at Stoner Schematics, this is how we do:

Sour Strawberry Kush

sour strawberry kush

sour strawberry kush grinder

sour strawberry kush joint

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47

Purple Urkle x AK47 again

Chems Sister

Chems Sister

Frosty Bubblegum

Frosty Bubblegum

F13

F13

Miscellaneous

keif pile

Crazy buds

black haze

Happy Cinco de Mayo, stand up today and do some thing great or just blaze and meditate. Peace.