Today we are introducing a new category that envelops some of the activities that are characteristic of normal smoking circles. This is "Potetiquette".
"The utmost lacking feature of the smoking community is a written and understood set of guidelines to adhere to while participating in any circle. We compile these tips, tricks, techniques, rules, regulations, specifications, and guidelines into a category known as: Potetiquette, which is as the name implies: 'Pot' - 'Etiquette'. This category is meant to attempt to unify these instructions, so that every Stoner may start with a pre-conception of the underlying ideals in order to be able to augment them accordingly to their liking."
As the title shows, this article will be pertaining to the action of cornering a bowl (sorry to let down anyone who thought this would be about steering during driving). Cornering is the process of applying flame to a smoking apparatus in such a manner as to not 'torch' the whole of cannabis in the bowl. This action allows one to avoid wasting any precious herb while still preserving the bowl for everyone in a large circle. One of the worst features of smoking with others is that if they are unaware of this standard, then they will proceed to apply flame to the whole mound, which inevitably leaves the rest of the group with the charred remains of what used to be a glistening gathering of ganja gagged into a grotesque grave of greed. This reason explicitly underscores why we must introduce the activity of cornering to the multitudes.
Above is an animated image showing this process known as cornering. Notice that the stoner takes utmost caution in diligently going around the bowl in order to display that equal distribution of 'greens'. Below is a picture exemplifying this process of cutting up a bowl into different sections in which the bowl is gradually degraded to smaller and smaller sections containing high yielding amounts of fresh cannabis. To follow this process, simply take your lighter, spark it, slowly apply the tip of the flame at a 90 degree angle or perpendicular to your pipe, then allow your inhale to pull enough heat to ignite a portion of the weed, stop using the lighter, take the rest of your hit and pass quickly as to carry on a cherry. The point of this is to use lower amounts of butane in lighting bowls, increase the amount of hits in a rotation, and to save the taste of the weed itself (as burnt materials are not nearly as tasty as fresh ganja).
cornering example
To exemplify this process the above picture shows the process of cornering over a period of time through the much effective art of Microsoft Paint. To prove this point more thoroughly though, (last picture) I took a fine instrument and dug out the top layer of the bowl that had already been cornered. Notice the green still existent at the bottom of the bowl, unaffected by the administration of the flame.
Cornering End Result
Cornering is a process that every circle should adapt, the benefits are blatantly obvious and who wants to waste their weed? Not I.

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“The Soda” Gravity Bong

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
the gravity bong
It has been a long time coming since we have made a couple new schematics for Stoner Schematics... but here, Today we are unveiling a simple, easy gravity bong we dub "The Soda". But first! A little more about the infamous Gravity Bong. Gravity bongs come in all shapes and flavors...
Vortex Water Pipes (girls not included) - Reverse Gravitythe gravity bong
Small GeeB
bitch small gravity bong
The Granny GB
the granny bong
Multi-Person G-Station
multiple person gravity bong
Police Grav (very rare)police gravity bong you can see. A gravity bong can be made out of pretty much anything ranging from cans to bottles to buckets to bathtubs to lakes to submarines to whatever, which is the reason why it is so awesome... it gives an outstanding versatility that leaves an enormous room for creativity. This is not to mention the fact that gravity bongs (if done right) can give monster rips that can put any Stoner into the couch. A gb works by using different pressures, the lower pressure of the chamber filled with smoke through an opening like a bowl (here a 2 Liter) to the pressure of the air outside which is not in the presence of water molecules (here a 3 Liter) slowing it down against a small opening (bowl). Simply put, you fill a bowl, apply fire, pull the top chamber until it fills with smoke, take off the cap, then push it down to shotgun the smoke into your mouth. On to the Materials.


Gravity Bong Setup materials
"The Soda" is a GeeB that is an extremely easy setup that can be made from things that are just around the house. You will require:
  • 3 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • 2 Liter Soda Bottle + cap
  • Knife/Scissors or Other Cutting Instrument
  • Drill or Lighter ***(Knife will work)
  • Bowl, Socket, or a Hose
Obviously, things in this list can be switched around to match what you personally have. Once again, that is the joy of such a bong. The hardest item for this particular bong to procure might be the 3 Liter bottle, as it seems they have faltered in popularity; but if that is the case, I am sure you can come up with a body of water to use. I just advocate for the 3 Liter because it is fairly portable and it fits well with the 2 Liter.

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Rasta Baby

"Half-baked is probably one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart. Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): "Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?" Scarface: "Yup." Enhancement Smoker: "You ever seen Scent of a Woman... on weed? That's the way to see it. It's just wacked." That is what this is, high movies or shows. Not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies or shows... well ... high."
------> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

This kid knows some good music when he hears it. If I ever have a kid hopefully he/she will be able to enjoy the smooth Reggae tones as much as this little guy does. Although, buffalo soldier wouldn't be my first choice of songs to play for them...perhaps three little birds or no woman no cry (my personal favorite).

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Stoner Schematics

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
So the first question you must be asking yourself is, "Why the hell am I here?".... and I can understand that.
Jim Breuer from Half-baked stoned as hell.
But! Before you leave, please hear us out! This is Stoner Schematics. That is exactly what we intend it to be. Stoner's.... Schematics. The staff here are merely guides in the whole experience, but basically we are here to post some interesting shit. We realize you might not like all of it, but that's ok... because unlike other places that you have (probably) exited much faster we will keep you entertained. But how? We got that covered too.
Godly Ganja aka superdank
Here we will accept media from all Stoners alike, and we will lavish you (the user of Stoner Schematics) with the creations of your peers and with ganja, cannabis, weed, pot, girls, music, gadgets, bongs, pipes, seeds, grow-ops, psychedlics, trippy shit, whales?, munchies, cereal, DIY, or wtfever we (or you) find funny during your personal sesh.
Princess Saphron's: his little kingdom
So sit back, chill for a bit, and roll a bit... we are here to blow your mind.

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