Feb
27

Lisa Robin Kelly aka Laurie Forman

“Half-baked is one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart.
Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): ‘Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?’
Scarface: ‘Yup.’
Enhancement Smoker: ‘You ever seen Scent of a Woman… on weed? That’s the way to see it. It’s just wacked.’
This category attempts to capture the Enhancement essence, not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies, shows, or videos… well… high.”
——> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Dignan

lisa robin kelly as a kid

Lisa Robin Kelly was born on March 5th, 1970 in the mid-sized city of Southington, Connecticut, where she grew up, like many young girls, fantasizing about becoming an acclaimed actress similar to “The Bionic Woman,” Lindsay Wagner, “Charlie’s Angel,” Farrah Fawcett, or the infamously sassy, yet quirky, on-screen journalist, Mary Tyler Moore. However, in 1992, unlike most pipe dreams, Kelly got her break at the ripe, young age of 21 on the set of “Married with Children” in the episode, “Kelly Doesn’t Live Here Anymore” as a girl named Carol. While she played a rather insignificant one-time role in the episode, she started to gain notoriety in Hollywood for her gregariously inviting smile and voluptuous hair, which appeared as delicate strands of flowing gold rolling down onto her shoulders.

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Jul
26

“That 70’s Show” Girls

“High Times founded the Miss High Times contest, which synchronized women and weed to create a Stoner fueled fantasy without so much pageantry, and much more marijuana. This ingenious blend of natural occurrence surpasses the regular, monotonous, egocentric concept of beauty in exchange for a harmony between Girls and Grass. Therefore, this category will attempt to showcase that glorious union.”

Donna Pinciotti

Jackie Burkhardt

seductive Laurie Forman

Today at Stoner Schematics, we unveil a new, long-time-coming category called Girls and Grass. This new category will be a testament and ode to the women who thought it a great idea to take a photograph of themselves alongside some of the sticky icky, pot that is. Now some people may take this notion as some androcentric, misogynistic, patriarchal attempt to display the female body in a loose-leaf association with ganja, but I believe the entities in question are enhancing their beauty by accenting their features with exquisite and delectable buds rather than polluting it. What better place to start, than the girls from “That 70’s Show,” as we all know they are most definitely toking. Instead of me rambling on about Donna’s lovable hometown appeal, Jackie’s smooth refined features, and Laurie’s ability to attract anyone of the male sex, today we are going to do something different. Above, I have posted some pictures of the girls in question, and what I want you to do is to vote for who is the best “That 70’s Show” Girl.

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Apr
18

Whatever Happened to Laurie Forman?

“Half-baked is probably one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart.
Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): “Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?”
Scarface: “Yup.”
Enhancement Smoker: “You ever seen Scent of a Woman… on weed? That’s the way to see it. It’s just wacked.”
That is what this is, high movies or shows. Not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies or shows… well … high.”
——> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

laurie that 70s show

Ever wonder where Laurie from That 70’s Show ended up? Apparently, after she dropped off the show in 2003 (season 3) she disappeared for awhile to return briefly in season 5 before being replaced. Lisa Robin Kelly, the woman behind the infamous Laurie Forman, fell into a little trouble of her own after her time on the show. In August of 2010, she was arrested on a DUI charge in North Carolina and spent the night of the 21st in jail before she was released on bail. Kelly plead guilty to driving while intoxicated and received 12 months of probation in addition to fines. Below is a shot of the now 40 year-old former actress; obviously she has changed a lot from her glory days as Eric Forman’s older sister.

laurie mug shot

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