Feb
18

The Shotgun

“The utmost lacking feature of the smoking community is a written and understood set of guidelines to adhere to while participating in any circle. We compile these tips, tricks, techniques, rules, regulations, specifications, and guidelines into a category known as: Potetiquette, which is as the name implies: ‘Pot’ – ‘Etiquette’. This category is meant to attempt to unify these instructions, so that every Stoner may start with a pre-conception of the underlying ideals in order to be able to augment them accordingly to their liking.”

thick blunt

So, you and your acquaintances have just rolled a massively thick blunt together, but before you keep passing it around the circle until it becomes a roach, consider doling out some shotguns in your next sesh. The shotgun, executed in a variety of ways, is one of the only two-person smoking maneuvers available. I have heard some people say they find it difficult to get high on a blunt, maybe because they are not holding the smoke long enough (around 5 seconds) or they are not taking a big enough hit because of how harsh it can get, but give them a shotgun and they will never complain about that again. Not only is the shotgun smooth, but because of its method of delivery it allows you to take a much larger hit than would be possible otherwise. In fact, I have some cohorts who prefer shotguns to straight smoking in general. Certainly, give a shotgun once and you will have made a friend for life.

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Feb
10

Favorite Smoking Method

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

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