Oct
09

Tenacious D

“Hippies and flower children of the 60’s would always describe one sick beat of any nature as being “Groovy” or “Far out”. We feel the same way. It doesn’t matter if it’s guitar, bass, violin, piano, ukulele, anything! This is the beats that intoxicate our brains, blow our minds, and really send us …well… Far out man.”
——–> Got suggestions for music? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

If you are not familiar with the rock band duo Tenacious D, then you have probably been living under a rock. For those “stoners”, Tenacious D is the larger than life team of Jack Black and Kyle Gass who create a comedic, genius, and innovative style that is so good they have played with the Devil (twice).They have been featured in High Times and they have constantly referenced to being very pro-pot. On the band itself Jack Black has said, “If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. ”

tenacious d high times

I believe it is a given that their recorded music is good, but who’s isn’t these days with the gratuitous amounts of editing? Which comes to my point, Tenacious D is fucking awesome live. I find myself listening time and time again to their live music, almost re-experiencing it time and time again. I’m sure you can relate, your favorite Beatles CD, maybe Nirvana, or (even though most don’t admit it) Michael Jackson (Thriller brah…). That being said, here is a video of a scene that was cut from their movie, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny (which was also pretty epic).

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Sep
28

Stoner Schematics

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

So the first question you must be asking yourself is, “Why the hell am I here?”…. and I can understand that.

Jim Breuer from Half-baked stoned as hell.

But! Before you leave, please hear us out!

This is Stoner Schematics. That is exactly what we intend it to be. Stoner’s…. Schematics.

The staff here are merely guides in the whole experience, but basically we are here to post some interesting shit. We realize you might not like all of it, but that’s ok… because unlike other places that you have (probably) exited much faster we will keep you entertained. But how? We got that covered too.

Godly Ganja aka superdank

Here we will accept media from all Stoners alike, and we will lavish you (the user of Stoner Schematics) with the creations of your peers and with ganja, cannabis, weed, pot, girls, music, gadgets, bongs, pipes, seeds, grow-ops, psychedlics, trippy shit, whales?, munchies, cereal, DIY, or wtfever we (or you) find funny during your personal sesh.

Princess Saphron's: his little kingdom

So sit back, chill for a bit, and roll a bit… we are here to blow your mind.

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