Dec
06

Pineapple Surprise

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
cat and the hat
Dignan and I were browsing netflix for some trippy shows to watch and came across this Cat and the Hat television show, complete with pineapple decorations. Props to Dr. Seuss for including some subliminal tree advertising. Which reminds me, we've been wanting to make a pineapple bong for a while now but haven't really had a chance to sit down and do it. Maybe we will pick up one of these pineapple slicers and actually get to that this weekend. Having that slicer would make the whole process a lot smoother...
pineapple slicer

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Oct
31

Pineapple Express look alikes

"Half-baked is probably one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart. Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): "Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?" Scarface: "Yup." Enhancement Smoker: "You ever seen Scent of a Woman... on weed? That's the way to see it. It's just wacked." That is what this is, high movies or shows. Not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies or shows... well ... high."
------> Got suggestions for movies or shows? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
This picture just makes me laugh every time I see it.
pineapple express look alike
Here's an alternate ending to the movie. The first time I saw it I thought he was going to reach for one last puff of the joint lol.

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Oct
24

Pineapple Bong

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan
pineapple bong
You can make a bowl or bong out of pretty much anything. I have seen apples, pumpkins, and even pineapples that have been used. Pineapple bongs are unique, not only because of their symbolism, but also because they are just fucking awesome to look at. Below is a pretty decent guide on how to make a basic pineapple bong. I would recommend if you do it to try the pineapple juice as filter water, it will probably be the sweetest hit you will ever take. Another modification (as shown above) would be to fabricate a bottle into the mix to give the pineapple and more rigid shape. Whatever way you do it... hell yea pineapples.

pineapple cat

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