"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
So the first question you must be asking yourself is, "Why the hell am I here?".... and I can understand that.
Jim Breuer from Half-baked stoned as hell.
But! Before you leave, please hear us out! This is Stoner Schematics. That is exactly what we intend it to be. Stoner's.... Schematics. The staff here are merely guides in the whole experience, but basically we are here to post some interesting shit. We realize you might not like all of it, but that's ok... because unlike other places that you have (probably) exited much faster we will keep you entertained. But how? We got that covered too.
Godly Ganja aka superdank
Here we will accept media from all Stoners alike, and we will lavish you (the user of Stoner Schematics) with the creations of your peers and with ganja, cannabis, weed, pot, girls, music, gadgets, bongs, pipes, seeds, grow-ops, psychedlics, trippy shit, whales?, munchies, cereal, DIY, or wtfever we (or you) find funny during your personal sesh.
Princess Saphron's: his little kingdom
So sit back, chill for a bit, and roll a bit... we are here to blow your mind.