Oct
14

What is this I see?

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

I was strolling through Lowes the other day when I came across an assortment of seeds for various herbs. I saw basil, oregano, rosemary, but I also stumbled upon some “Mesclun” and “Salvia”. It seems like they would come up with different botanical etymologies not relating to the already established Mescaline or Salvia Divinorum. (Erowid Info, since these are obviously not the real plants) I want to walk in a world where I can pick up any seed and just plant it with my drug of choice, like Mary Jane. ,I would like to see someone chewing down this salad hoping for hallucinogenic effects.

mesclun

salvia

Does anyone have any pictures of any REAL mescaline or salvia? I would be stoked to get some and put them up. ———> E-mail Dignan

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Oct
06

Free Marc

“Laws are changing everything around us as well as the world that cannabis lives in. Sometimes it is time to sit down the bowl and really focus on the issues. Well then pick it back up, politics is stressful…”

cherebel

Currently, Marc Emery sits in the American Federal Prison system as the result of his abhorred removal from his own country under the pressures of United States Narcotics Agencies in an attempt to target him and cut funding for legalization. It is of the utmost importance that justice be served to Marc as he has not only donated to the community, been an activist for the cause, and overall helped to spur marijuana into mainstream culture, where it will never leave. On October 16th there will be a fundraiser for Marc and since he helped the cause when it needed it, we should do the same back by offering any amount of money we can spare. Visit the Free Marc website for more details on that.

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Donating money to the “Free Marc” campaign is a very direct way to be a help to the cannabis community, but it is not your only option though. Marc is looking to sign a sort of treaty between the United States and Canada which would allow him to be transferred home, to where he belongs. This process is in two parts: approval from the Canadian Public Safety Minister, Vic Toews, and approval from the US Department of Justice. This is where you come in, by writing to the representative parts and advocating for Marcs transfer. This can be done by contacting the following:

U.S. Department of Justice
Criminal Division, Office of Enforcement Operations
International Prisoner Transfer Program
JCK Building, 12th Floor
Washington, DC
20530
USA

or

The Hon. Vic Toews
Parliament Hill
Suite 306, House of Commons Justice Building
Ottawa, ON
K1A 0A6
Canada
(or just e-mail him) – Toews.V@parl.gc.ca

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Sep
28

Stoner Schematics

“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

So the first question you must be asking yourself is, “Why the hell am I here?”…. and I can understand that.

Jim Breuer from Half-baked stoned as hell.

But! Before you leave, please hear us out!

This is Stoner Schematics. That is exactly what we intend it to be. Stoner’s…. Schematics.

The staff here are merely guides in the whole experience, but basically we are here to post some interesting shit. We realize you might not like all of it, but that’s ok… because unlike other places that you have (probably) exited much faster we will keep you entertained. But how? We got that covered too.

Godly Ganja aka superdank

Here we will accept media from all Stoners alike, and we will lavish you (the user of Stoner Schematics) with the creations of your peers and with ganja, cannabis, weed, pot, girls, music, gadgets, bongs, pipes, seeds, grow-ops, psychedlics, trippy shit, whales?, munchies, cereal, DIY, or wtfever we (or you) find funny during your personal sesh.

Princess Saphron's: his little kingdom

So sit back, chill for a bit, and roll a bit… we are here to blow your mind.

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