“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”
In the video above, as part of a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kimmel points to an incident featured on the news in San Diego, where a couple of growers, who converted a garage into a grow operation, had inadvertently caused a house fire due to poor wiring. When firefighters arrived at the address, they discovered an elaborate setup containing multiple high pressure sodium grow lights, fresh marijuana stalks drying on lines from the ceiling, and several potted cannabis plants in the midst of their grow cycle scattered across the floor. One of the first firefighters on the scene had to be treated for smoke inhalation, which lead to a hilariously high situation, as some marijuana plants were burnt in the electrical fire. Personally, based on the look of pure joy on his face, I think the only “smoke inhalation” treatment he needed was a bag of Funyuns and a Blu-ray copy of The Big Lebowski. How awesome would it be to arrive at work to be pleasantly surprised by an unexpected, but company approved, smoke session? Assuredly, we all know at least one overly conservative coworker who could benefit from the effects of a swift and uplifting contact high. Below is my personal reinterpretation of the circumstances after the smoke cleared.