Feb
11

The Time Bomb

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it cannabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
Time Bomb
Recently, the heavens opened up unto me to reveal this grand masterpiece submitted by Dubteeff, a regular user on the Trees subreddit, known as the Time Bomb. While its origins are uncertain at the moment, Dubteeff has been kind enough to present to us his method for preparing the Time Bomb. Appropriately named like something straight out of an H.G. Wells novel, this Stoner Schematic is bound to be an upcoming craze in smoking circles, dare I say, the next cross joint. To quote Saul Silver from Pineapple Express, "This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking." If you want to create one for yourself follow these steps to success; however, please stay cautious of retrocausality.

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Nov
07

Puff n Pass Glass

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
Sasha Hess
Today's Stoner Schematic comes from a glass blower by the name of Sasha Hess. Dubbed "mind-blowing" by his followers, he infuses a myriad of colors with a studious knowledge of glass mechanics to deliver pieces that not only stun the viewer but incapacitates their lungs as well. Sasha has been lamp working and blowing functional glass for twelve years and currently lives in Eugene, Oregon with his wife. His company Puff n Pass Glass ships all over the United States (except Pennsylvania, Idaho, and Iowa) and accepts custom orders with the sky as the limit. If you mention Stoner Schematics when you make a purchase with Puff n Pass Glass, you will get 5% off. Here is a sample of Sasha's work:
rotating honeycomb bong

18mm mega boss dome

all fume exhibit

honeycomb exhibit

jessica boggs

oil slick

If I was to concisely describe this type of artwork I would have to use the term "mesmerizing" because I cannot take my eyes off of this glass porn. If you liked Sasha's work and want to see more, or if you are convinced and ready to submit your order form then contact him at one of the following locations.
E-mail Sasha Hess Sasha Hess Facebook Puff N Pass Glass Website

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Apr
27

A Strain Brain

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
Strain Brain
Recently, I was checking out some of the other sites on the internet that offer services to humble smokers like ourselves. One place, Strain Brain, was especially cool. Using an artificial intelligence similar to facial recognition technology, Strain brain is able to accept user uploaded photos of Cannabis and identify them based on the photo collection it has previously amassed. In short, submit your pot, and get a list of possible matches to the photo you have uploaded.
Vibrant Cannabis plant
This service is hands-down something that the medicinal community has to have in order to #1 identify strains and #2 on that identification decide if the medicine procured serves the users personal needs. Also, it just removes confusion and possible Tom Foolery. As if that was too much for you, they also are affiliated with the website Pot Locator whom are able to submit to the user possible medicinal locations based to obtain more of the photo they have provided (great for searching).
Look but do not touch my marijuana
I believe this is a great program that even in its infancy offers multitudes of possible solutions to very solid and current issues in our community. If that was not enough to splatter your brain across the back of your computer chair (or wherever your juxtaposition) they are also supposed to be bringing it to mobile phones. Yes, that is right, anyone, anywhere, anytime, we will prove you wrong when you say you have the bud you clearly do not.

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