The Time Bomb

"This category is about something that everyone is doing... we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this... Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner's ('hence the name') Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular...). It is what the Stoner creates, be it cannabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke... that is a Stoner Schematic." --------> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Dignan
Time Bomb
Recently, the heavens opened up unto me to reveal this grand masterpiece submitted by Dubteeff, a regular user on the Trees subreddit, known as the Time Bomb. While its origins are uncertain at the moment, Dubteeff has been kind enough to present to us his method for preparing the Time Bomb. Appropriately named like something straight out of an H.G. Wells novel, this Stoner Schematic is bound to be an upcoming craze in smoking circles, dare I say, the next cross joint. To quote Saul Silver from Pineapple Express, "This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking." If you want to create one for yourself follow these steps to success; however, please stay cautious of retrocausality.

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The Supah Ray

"Sir Smoke-a-Lot's Selections is a new category dedicated to the creative cultivators who generate strains that are simply out of this world. Sir Smoke-a-Lot smokes only the best, therefore we should follow his example by looking for the best the world has to offer. Just as he went from Samson's kind bud to the experimental medicinal Smiley Face, we will vacillate from popularized mainstream strains to medical grade to the finest homegrown around in search of true dank."
So, recently I have seen several types and qualities of weed roll through my friends possessions, but the one that stood out most was: The Supah Ray. Now, you can't just go up to any regular ol' Joe and find the Supah Ray, you have to do some searching. This bud is generic, in my opinion, to all ghettos, but it is hard to locate because most people in the ghetto do not obtain high grade (instead schwag or at best, mids). The Supah Ray is not named something from normal cannabis nomenclature, it just comes as it is because it delivers, it really does not need a name. But... we have dubbed it, the Supah Ray.
lighter and bud

The Supah Ray smokes smooth and with a hint of a fruity taste with a mixture of that skunk that we all like. Also, it is never completely amber/purple nor is it intensely green, it is right in between. Almost a "Goldilocks" of sorts. Before The Supah Ray, I was skeptical about going to certain sources located in the less attractive parts of the city, but in all reality... they have the best shit by far. I literally smoke one bowl of this stuff and I am faced for several hours, something I am not used to with the regular heads I see. The actual plant material does not crackle nor show any of the signs of being over-fertilized which is surprising since the average nug is about the size of the first picture shown above. The high, by far the best, a mix between the head and body (some reference this as a "surfer's high").
closeup bud

If you are in need and you are not unwilling to drop the real dough for a truly sticky hybrid like The Supah Ray, then you need to roll on down to the ghetto my friends. (I took a picture from the view of the microscope, enjoy).

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