Dec
10

Dave Chapelle – Weed

"Half-baked is probably one if not the greatest Stoner movies of all time and we believe this category is best summed up by the great, talented, and verbose Jon Stewart. Enhancement Smoker (Jon Stewart): "Did you ever see Scent of a Woman?" Scarface: "Yup." Enhancement Smoker: "You ever seen Scent of a Woman... on weed? That's the way to see it. It's just wacked." That is what this is, high movies or shows. Not necessarily ratings or anything like that, but movies or shows... well ... high."
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Dave Chappelle... why did you ever leave Chappelle Show? I miss your antics. One of my favorite movies of all time is the Stoner Comedy, "Half-baked". I wish Dave would come back to us, perhaps make a sequel... "Fully-Baked". How about a guest appearance in Pineapple Express 2? I guess in the end Dave had to do what was right for him:
"You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous."

This goes on with this same topic of 'Dead Heroes' that John Lennon mentioned. Some people do not want to let go of some stars after their ascension to stardom, yet others criticize when those stars do not make room for new, upcoming people in the spotlight. In the end, I suppose the lesson we should take from all of this is that we should move on. I guess if more people had that attitude about everything we would have a better place to live. You know... it is much easier to move on if I have a joint.

Dave Chappelle

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Nov
10

An Australians Guide to Dealing

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."

Apparently this short is a clip for an upcoming sitcom based on Gavin Tanner's life. His site can be found Here. Seems interesting, i got a few chuckles out of it; hopefully they will be posting episodes online. My favorite line from Gavin: "I'm pumping up your tires dickhead!" Anyone actually have a dealer like this?

gavintanner

gavintandtodd

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Oct
27

“High” School

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
weedhigh
Man, I wish my high school would have had a cool name like "Weed High." It's probably the best named high school that I've come across. I might actually have some school pride with a name like that. This glorious school is located in Weed, California and currently has 199 students. Anyways, it seems like the Weed High Cougars play some soccer. I wonder who would win in a match against the Pennsylvania stoners...
weedsoccer
Imagine that, they have green jerseys.

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Oct
15

Cypress (on the) Hill

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
cypressonthehill

I came across this restuarant the other day called Cypress on the Hill. All I could think of is how much the better the sign would look with a little remodeling...So I came up with this. I should tell the owner to replace his sign...
cypresshill

And just in case you don't know who Cypress Hill is, here's my favorite song by them, Dr. Greenthumb. (sorry it's the censored version, but you get the gist)

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Oct
13

A Stoner Friendly Vacation

"Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (...sometimes)."
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breckenridge

Looking for a nice vacation spot where you can do some boarding and smoke the dope? Well consider Breckenridge Colorado, where the local government ruled last year that criminal penalties for possession of up to one ounce of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia by adults (21 and up) would be removed. However, the new ordinance doesn't change the laws prohibiting smoking in public, driving under the influence, or the use of a ski lift while under the influence. So save the green to break out whenever you're back to your hotel from that sweet ride down the mountain slopes. If you are anything like me (falling down the mountain more than you stay on the board) toking up will be a nice way to ease those bruised muscles.
smoking outside

weed gloves

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